Real vs. Fake
Morpheus once asked Neo, “What is real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.” So when it comes to breasts, can your brain interpret which electrical signals are emanating from the real deal and which are from the fakes? How was Kramer able to spot a fake Cuban cigar in just one puff? How can a woman tell if her husband spent two days’ salary on her wedding ring as opposed to the standard two months? When you’re busy popping that forehead pimple in the mirror, how can you be sure there’s not a team of sweaty detectives on the other side, watching your every move in a cloud of cigarette smoke? Here are some tips on how to discern between what’s real and what’s not.
Breasts
Less than 10 years ago you could spot a fake pair from a mile away, and like a tractor beam they could pull you in for the entire mile. Implants used to make women look like they had whoopee-cushions surgically installed in their chests. But with all the advancements in breast augmentation techniques and technology, the difference isn’t as ap-pair-ent. Pun intended.
Look
Most real breasts are not gravity-defying, perfectly round spheres looking like they’re ready to burst through any amount of clothing in their way. They usually have a natural sliding curve like a ski slope, and one is almost always slightly larger than the other (this difference is hard to tell while the bra is still on; further investigation may be required).
Depending on the skill of the surgeon, the nipple placement can also be an indicator to the breast’s authenticity. They could be too high, too low, or pointing in different directions.
Real breasts move and shape-shift according to the woman’s movement. For instance, if she bends over they should hang, if she lays on her back they should flatten. Fake breasts maintain their shape and are often motionless. One method to discover the truth is the self-explanatory “Trampoline Test”. Another method is the popular “Can I rest my beer on them test”.
Feel
Breasts consist of mostly fat and are therefore soft and squishable to the touch. Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them.
Cuban Cigars
Feel
One surefire way to tell the real Cuban from a “Dominican in a Cuban wrapper” is to roll the cigar between your fingers. Contrary to the world of breasts, a real Cuban will have a consistent firm feel to it, whereas a fake will have squishy spots.
The leaves are also an important indicator. Real Cubans are rolled with supple, soft whole leaves. Fakes are rolled with the brittle, shredded scraps of leaves which break and crumble easily to the touch. If the cigar passes the roll test, clip off an end and notice the tobacco. If it falls out, it’s definitely a fake made from factory floor tobacco shavings.
Look
A box of real Cubans will contain cigars of uniform chocolate color and equal length. Fakes, again due to the leaves, will have both light and dark colors, and are often varying in length.
On the box you should look for a seal from the Cuban government and a “Habanos” sticker on the cover with the black silhouette of a tobacco leaf. You should also check the bottom of the box for three burnt markings: Hababo S.A. is the mark of the official Cuban cigar export agency; hecho en Cuba, which means “Made in Cuba”; and totalmente a mano, which means “totally by hand”.
For a thorough comparison between real vs fake Cuban cigar boxes, please visit http://havanajournal.com/cigars/cohibas.
Diamonds
The closest thing to a real diamond is the cubic zirconia and the best way to figure out the difference is to bring it to a professional. If the $50-$75 appraisal fee is beyond your budget, you should read a book on better money management. But here are some simple tests you can perform at home.
Weight
A fake weighs approximately 50% more than a real diamond of the same size and shape. Nice to know, but unless you happen to have a diamond to reference, slightly complicated to demonstrate.
Transparency Test
Place the stone upside down on a newspaper. If the writing is legible through the stone then you’ve got yourself a fake.
Fog Test
Clean the surface of the stone then breathe on it. If the stone remains foggy for a few seconds, it’s a fake. A real diamond will clear up instantly. If the stone melts under your breath, the garlic you ate was very real.
U.V. Test
Place the stone under an ultra violet black light. If it shows a medium to strong blue fluorescence, it’s a real diamond. The only problem with this test is that a lack of blue fluorescence not only indicates a fake, but it could also indicate a diamond of very high quality.
Mirror
There was an email which circulated offering paranoid people everywhere a failsafe way to determine whether or not the mirror they were undressing in front of was in fact a mirror and not a looking glass for peeping perverts. You were to place your fingernail against the surface: if there is a gap between the image and the nail, the mirror is genuine; if they touch, you’re being ogled. This test is what’s really fake here, however, as it only determines whether the reflective part of the mirror is on the surface, or behind a sheet of glass. Two-way, or transparent mirrors are laminated windows which have been treated with Mirropane, a product which is reflective on one side while allowing light to pass through both sides. For the fake mirror to work the spy-ee needs to be in a brightly lit room, while the spy-ers need to be in the dark.
Two way mirrors usually act as windows and are therefore set into the wall itself. Real mirrors tend to hang and are not flush with the wall.
The real fingernail test is to tap the mirror with your fingernail. If it makes a hollow sound there’s a good chance it’s a fake mirror with an open space behind it.
Turn off the lights. If there is a hidden camera or a team of sweaty detectives you’ll be able to spot them through the glass. A flashlight will help to illuminate and expose the room on the other side.
If you’re in a changing room and you don’t have access to the lights, simply go in for a closer look, cupping your hands around your eyes and getting your face as close as possible to the glass. If it’s a fake mirror you’ll be able to see right through it.
Jeff Jarit said this on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I remember being in Cuba on the beach a few years ago, watching this hairy Cuban dude rolling a fat cigar on his sweaty leg, thinking “now THAT’s luxury.”
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Morghus said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 am
The cuban cigar tips will definately be useful to me, while fake breasts tend to be pretty apparent and easy to spot unless they’re moderated enough in size.
Not sure when I’ll need to inspect a diamond, or check for a mirror-window, though you never know, it might happen
dan said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:35 am
@ Jeff
You must be lucky since us Americans aren’t allowed to place a foot on Cuba. In doing so we would be banned from entering the states for another 15 years.
website design said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 am
Two way mirrors usually act as windows and are therefore set into the wall itself. Real mirrors tend to hang and are not flush with the wall. i like this
Jonathan said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 am
@ dan
That’s total bs. The only restriction is that Americans can not enter Cuba directly, you have to go through another country, usually Mexico and then to Cuba.
nailPuppy said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 am
@dan
Don’t be an idiot, that isn’t true.
http://wikitravel.org/en/Americans_in_Cuba
website design said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 am
Some people prefer fake boobs. Never got that. I always feel like once you notice a massive fake portion, the person seems cyborg-like, in an “upgraded” way. Creepy.
AL7AIR said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 am
There is an easier tell for the two way mirror: You use your fingernail as well. But this time just put it against the mirror. If your fingernail and its reflection are directly touching each other it’s a two way mirror, if there’s a gap between the two it’s a normal mirror.
Nick said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 am
Here a I have a huge tits girl, smoking a cigar and with only her diamonds on. Unfortunately everything’s fake.
xtraa said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:03 am
@dan:
what??! Really? Wow.
I thought you had a freedom of travel in the U.S.
Let me know if I can send you some food or forbidden music from europe.
captainmeanie said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 am
@AL7AIR
if you actually took the time to read the article, you would have saved time leaving that comment. that test doesnt work…
ReadItFirst said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 am
AL7AIR, did you even read the article? The fingernail to the glass test does not work, as is stated in the very article you have just commented on…
“You were to place your fingernail against the surface: if there is a gap between the image and the nail, the mirror is genuine; if they touch, you’re being ogled. THIS TEST IS WHAT’S REALLY FAKE HERE, however, as it only determines whether the reflective part of the mirror is on the surface, or behind a sheet of glass.”
BoobsMcGee said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:18 am
You forgot to mention the flash light test. Stick a flash light up to those knockers and if they are fake they will light up like a Christmas tree
dan said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:23 am
@ Jonathan
Under current US law, entering Cuba by anyone under US jurisdiction is illegal (exceptions: journalists, doctors, educational purposes, etc). If this country ever gave two shits about the laws they pass, people doing this would be prosecuted. And if they did that, it would be a huge waste of time and money on both the government and the people who were being prosecuted. So, essentially I wasted too much time explaining this.
directhex said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:28 am
@Jonathan
Read the Helms-Burton act, and numerous enforcements of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helms_burton
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ben said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 am
another way to tell a fake boob is by touching it…they have always been very cold and hard in my experience…not warm and supple like a real breast. what the hell is wrong with women? are they really that insecure and stupid to want to fuck up their bodies and raise their risk of getting breast cancer so much?
neednewbed.com said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
so, fake breasts flourese under uv light, mirrors have to be an even color, and cigars mustn’t sound hollow when tapped, easy to remember.
Bill aka NO DooDahs! said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 am
A good indicator of fake tits is the overall body shape of the woman; the chest to hip ratio. It’s not foolproof, but it’s a good first screen. If they’re top-heavy without any junk in the trunk …
Lack of motion and defying gravity are clues as well. Even early-20s Cs and Ds should have some sag, if they’re natural.
John Roberts said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am
Another sure way to spot a two way mirror is put your finger or pencial or any object against the glass. There should be a gap between the tip of the object and its reflection. If not, and the two objects meet, then it IS a two way mirror.
Melissa said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am
“What the hell is wrong with women?” (ben) I would venture to guess that what is wrong with us women is that guys like you tell us that we are not attractive unless we have huge breasts. Would you prefer a B, C, or D cup?
Jack Weison said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 am
Excellent post. I didnt know about the gap on the mirror thing. Very good to know.
JJ
http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com
Leah said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:03 am
Look for “armpit fall”. Large real breasts tend to do this when the woman is lying down.
Guillaune said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 am
Who cares about fake tits? As long as they look good… (and you’re not a baby, that is)
Catharine said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:32 am
Entering cuba isn’t illegal, its illegal to spend any money in the cuban economy, so its impossible to go w/o doing that, especially considering most countries like cuba have either entrance or departure taxes. Also, what about the scratching the diamond on a mirror test?
Warthog10 said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 am
I enjoy a good pair of Ds or Cs but better a natural A or B than a fake C or D.
Scarlett Johan's Son said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 am
One way to spot a two way mirror that no one’s mentioned is to put your finger or other body part against the mirror. If there’s a gap, you’re not close enough. If there’s no gap, do something dirty.
Warthog10 said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 am
Leah,
may I ask how you discovered that ?
Warthog10
Tom said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 am
John Roberts, you are the second person to say that same thing. It was debunked in this very article. It’s very informative, I can provide you with a link if you would like some help finding it.
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Ozz said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 8:24 am
Closest thing to a real diamond is cubic zirconia?
Hell now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_diamond
These days they can make the exact same thing in a lab. You can only tell the difference using very specialised lab equipment.
Glen said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 am
Another way to spot a fake mirror! It always looks slightly “dark” relative to the room, because it is not reflecting ALL of the light in the room!
Don’t you wish it were this easy to spot fake brains? Then we wouldn’t have $4 gas prices!
stationstops said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 am
If the room your in has walls made of acoustic tiles as shown in the photo, the mirror in the room is probably 2-way
Meridian said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 8:55 am
I’m not sure why the article missed something so obvious, but another way to spot a 2-way mirror is to rest your hand on it. Look at the reflection… if there is a gap between the image and your real hand, the mirror is normal. Otherwise, WATCH OUT!
J said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
You can get real Cubans in Mexico. If you live close to the border than all you need to do is cross over and find a reputable cigar shop.
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OMG said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 am
How to spot mentally challenged Internet posters. They claim the author missed an important fact like how checking for a one-way mirror by placing an object close to it, when in fact, the author already claimed it was fake. Imagine if you were at a party and this coversation were live.
Martin said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
@Melissa
Whichever fits in my hands for the size.
But on a more serious note you DID point the problem with the women problem (and guys too). Instead of wanting our mate to be themselves, we want them to be the photoshopped girl/guy we saw on TV/magazine cover.
Jake said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 am
If they were flat and folded before you inflated her, they are fake.
Phoghat said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
There are manufactured diamonds that are almost indistinguishable from natural diamonds. Same weight, color, clarity etc. Most, but not all jewelers can not tell natural from manufactured. About the only main difference is that manufactured diamonds are almost always flawless.
D said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Two months salary!?
Looks like I’m not getting married anytime soon.
jimbino said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:39 am
You sure struck out on the “fake diamond” test. One can always rely on the fact that a diamond, though a great electrical insulator, is a better heat conductor than silver, aluminum or copper.
If you put a diamond and a fake in the freezer then between your fingers, the diamond will warm up real fast, but the glass or zirconium will stay cold for awhile.
AL7AIR said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Ok, I didn’t read the article.
MD2000 said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
The “gap on the mirror” only proves that the reflective silvering is on the back of the glass. (no gap if on the front of the glass) Those giant 200-inch telescope mirrors have front silvering. No public commercial mirror will have front silvering, because people will pick it off with a fingernail or something’ on the back, the rear will be coated with paint to prevent oxidizing and it’s inaccessible to prying fingernails.
However, the 2-way mirror will also have its silvering away from prying eyes and fingernails, on the back. Presumably the secret guys watching won’t be scratching and giving away their cover. It’s just instead of plain silvering, they use a product like the car-window mirroring. So the gap test is totally meanigless as the author points out. It’s just a troll joke to convince gullible people that every mirror is a 2-way.
As for breasts - ferakish is not attractive, any more than the bozo with the giant pecs and biceps; fake breasts too big, just look wierd. As the famous line goes “anything over a mouthful is wasted anyway”. But, as one joker said, “if that’s true, how come women never say that about men?”
dum-azz said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
I heard you could check to see if a mirror was fake by putting your pist through it. If your hand ends up in another room then it was fake. If you just end up with severe bleeding from all the broken glass you are a dumbass
tyu said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:09 am
very nice design….
Joe said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
The Cigar comparison is pretty silly. While that particular “fake” set you showed were cheap cigars to begin with, many brands of Dominican cigars rival the quality and flavor of any Cuban cigar now a days. Put one of THOSE in a fake wrapper, and suddenly all your tests fail.
Not to mention, if you don’t care for a cigar (leave it out of a humidity controlled environment for more than 24-48 hours or so) it will quickly begin to dry out and even the highest quality cigar will start to flake apart, and the tobacco lose it’s cohesion, again nullifying your test.
Leethal said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 am
@Meridian
Are you dense? The article debunks that method and this has been pointed out no less than twice in the comments. Read the article before you make comments on it.
GuidedRocketLauncher said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
OK. So you put the breast up against the diamond and look at both in the mirror. If there’s a gap between your hand and the breast you’re paying too much attention to the diamond and the mirror.
mark said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Awesome tips, especially the mirror.
gringo said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Has anyone mentioned yet that if you put your finger against a mirror and there is a gap that it’s a real mirror yet?
typical internet poster said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
What about putting something up against the mirror? If there’s a gap then the mirror is a two-way, if there isn’t then its real!
captaincommando said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
To find out if someone’s breasts are real, just ask. Ex: “Nice tits. They real?” (always lead the question with a compliment)
Two way mirror worries? Just throw a chair through it. If it lands in a stranger’s lap in the adjacent room, it was a two-way mirror. If it falls to the floor with all the glass, it was genuine. In either case you should probably run away.
Not sure if a diamond is real? Who gives a shit. If you can’t tell, neither can most other people.
Brian said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
the author is incorrect. Cubic Zirconia is NOT the closest to a real diamond. There are now actual real lab created diamonds that have ALL the same properties as mined diamonds. This is why they are required to be laser etched for identification.
dumb ass said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
if you put your finger against a mirror… oh wait, nevermind.
Warthog10 said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
if you put your finger against a breast… oh wait, never mind.
Brian said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Dumb fucker. Diamonds made in labs are the same as real mined diamonds because… GASP they are real diamonds.
In other words 1 = 1.
Seattle said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
LOL Meridian… Classic!
Meridian, I’m not sure why you missed something so obvious, but ANOTHER way to spot a 2-way……. ;]
FriendlyNeighborhoodSpid said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:46 am
The best mirror test is to cup your hands around your mouth and get right up to the mirror and yell, “IS THERE ANYBODY BACK THERE?” Maybe follow this by shouting “AVERT YOUR GAZE!” to ensure you’re only seen by people of unscrupulous character and the profoundly deaf.
Neddo said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Hey xtraa - Americans certainly had the freedom to travel to Europe twice last century to rescue you from the Nazis. So stow it.
Ken said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Melissa said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am
“What the hell is wrong with women?” (ben) I would venture to guess that what is wrong with us women is that guys like you tell us that we are not attractive unless we have huge breasts. Would you prefer a B, C, or D cup?
Hey, Melissa: YES, PLEASE!!!
informer said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Neddo, I’m here to rescue you from your American ignorance.
There were no Nazis in World War I.
You’re welcome.
iflyer said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Men who say women aren’t attractive without huge tits are the vocal minority, as usual. The dumb, dumb vocal minority. Not as dumb as the women who subscribe to it however.
Lolita said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
If men like huge fake tits so much, they should implant them in themselves. Then they could play with their own big fake tits all day long and we women would be able to spot the pigmen easily.
Marc said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
The art of discerning the difference between natural or surgically-enhanced can not be successfully conveyed through some how-to guide
A true breast man doesn’t need pointers on how to spot the difference between real and fake. A true breast man knows whether
some girl’s hope chest is real or not by extinct alone.
Moron in San Quentin said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
The nice policewoman with the really big hooters told me the big mirror on the wall was not too-way, and that I could tell her everything. Since I could only see her in the reflection, I knew there was no one else around.
Raydar said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Real vs. fake breasts?
The ones I prefer are the ones that produce squirming from their owners, when I give them my attention.
Tim said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Once when I was a young man I had an encounter with a young virginal lass who sported 36DD natural breasts that were PERFECT in every sense of the word.No sag, the nipples were in the right position and they were a sight to behold.She was a natural blonde all over too.When I pointed out the fact that her pubes were straight too,she responded with”Isn’t everone’s?”Oh for those days once again.
Bobo said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Give the girl the diamond. Use a real one if you want a long-term relationship. Uncover the breasts and press them against the mirror. If there is a gap between a breast and its image, it is a real mirror. If you hear the sound of panting, chairs scraping on the floor, or “look at this” coming from behind the mirror, then it is a real two-way mirror. Later, you can light up the cigar. If it’s good, who cares where it was made?
On a more serious note, I took my wife to let her pick her engagement ring. She asked how much she could spend. I said as much as she wants, but whatever she spent on the diamond was money we wouldn’t have for other things. She spent about what I would have spent anyway, and has never complained about her ring.
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Ricardo said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
@Catherine re scratching a diamond on a mirror (or glass). Any diamond will cut glass, but then again glass will cut glass as will most fake diamonds, so it is not really a test. Another test for a diamond is put a drop of water on it while watching with a jewelers eyepiece (or a magnifying glass) if it is diamond the water will slide off, but with a fake, it will leave a tiny residue creating a “rainbow” effect on the surface (water sitting in the small crevices in the surface).
Re Fake Breasts; another thing to remember is that real breasts point roughly 90 degrees apart, most of the time. Fakes tend to point straight ahead.
elmer b. said this on May 24th, 2008 at 2:54 am
store-bought hooters are proof god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Scott said this on May 24th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Not ALL diamonds will fluoresce; high quality or not. There are two categories of fluorescence as well. Anything higher than a G color is called a Jager; named after the Jagerfontein mine in which most of those stones were found. The other being the Premier (anything lower than a G that shows fluorescence) after the mine of the same name.
Re: Phoghat
There are ways to tell synthetic stones from naturals (diamonds or colored). Under magnification they display certain characteristics originating from the way the crystal was formed. For example, in synthetic corundum (ruby and sapphire) you see very faint streaks internally. These are called curved striae and are formed because it is spinning when it’s formed. Synthetic diamonds will display similar characteristics.
For clarification, when I say synthetic I mean made in a lab…not simulated which is what cubic zirconium, yttrium aluminum garnet, and moissanite (which, as well as the CZ are synthetic stones made in a lab)
dave said this on May 24th, 2008 at 3:44 am
A wise man once said:
There’s no such thing as “fake breasts.” If you can touch them, then they are real!
Words to live by.
AllanX said this on May 24th, 2008 at 4:38 am
I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.
FAST ED said this on May 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I once saw this chick through the security glass with fake boobs and a fake diamond necklace smoking a fake cuban cigar…or were they?
When she pressed her breasts against the glass she knocked the cigar out of her mouth and Which did not fall to pieces? Then the diamond necklace scratched the glass? since the cigar hit before her tits they must not be so large or well formed? Maybe I was really standing behind her and was watching just her reflection?
jay said this on May 24th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
My girlfriend has little tits and they are PERFECT!
laurlai said this on May 24th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
another way to test a two-way mirror is to put the tip of your fingernail against it. if the reflection tip is touching your real fingertip, it’s a fake mirror.
Jim said this on May 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
A wise man once said:
“There’s no such thing as “fake breasts.” If you can touch them, then they are real!
Words to live by.”
So true, Dave. So true. But only if the chick aint ugly.
Ankharan said this on May 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am
It is amazing how uneducated Americans are. Makes me wounder why I bother to give a crap about my country any more.
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miriam said this on May 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
oh dear, the morons are showing their true colors. i heard once if you put your fingernail up against a mirror….oh wait. seems that’s a myth that the author so kindly debunked. i wish people would read before they posted. cheers to you, dan. i enjoyed the article, and actually read the whole thing. :p
Lara said this on May 26th, 2008 at 1:07 am
The easiest way to tell if a stone is a cz or diamond is to look at the light refraction. A white diamond will always have white reflections but a zirconia will reflect a miriad of colours. This isn’t a diffinitive test of course. The best way is to see how well it conducts electricity. This is how a jeweller will test it to determine if it’s real. A diamond will have a thermal conductivity of 900 to 2320 Watts. This can be tested with an electrometer.
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Scott said this on May 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
You can also weigh the stones out of the mountings. CZ has a specific gravity nearly twice that of diamond. So a 5mm diameter round CZ will weigh approx 1 carat whereas a 1ct round diamond is generally approx 6.5 mm in diameter. Often times you can just pick one up and instantly know the difference.
Liz said this on May 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i beg to differ on your analysis of fake breasts.
as a proud wearer of fake breasts…submuscular saline implants with incision below the fold of the breast…
many have a hard time telling if mine are fake or real…they look real, feel real, and just as you stated that a real breast does (hangs when bending over, flat when laying down) mine do just that.
they bounce normally when i run, or jump (and yes it hurts just as real breasts do when they slam downward due to gravity).
anymore these days, its going to take more than the usual stereotypical “ways to tell if they are fake”. your just going to have to find an incision point. under the fold, arm pit, or around the nipple. the most hidden kind though you will have a hard time finding (inserted through the navel)
good luck figuring it out
ps: mine are not firm and you sure as hell cannot bounce a quarter off them.
Goodness said this on May 27th, 2008 at 3:46 am
By the way you’re wrong the closest to a diamond is the moissanite do your research.
Jibran said this on May 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Awesome info on Cuban cigars, here is another great article that helped me out.
http://www.vancouvercigar.com/are-you-buying-fake-cuban-cigars.html
Real Cuban cigars only come from Habanos Certified Distributors people so be careful.
Rich said this on May 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m a regular American and I’ve been to Cuba many times via Mexico and the Cayman Islands. It’s very easy to do. Just ask Cuban Immigration to not stamp your passport, and they’ll happily abide. Cuban is very beautiful with nice people. I highly suggest a visit.
weetabix said this on May 28th, 2008 at 6:28 am
haha even better -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&feature=related
Esrebet said this on May 30th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Hate to break it to you but you cant always tell real breast from fake by the shape of the woman. I am “top heavy” with a slight frame and very little in the trunk. Well at least till I got pregnant. My husband can very accutately tell you I am all real.
xfzzl said this on May 30th, 2008 at 9:39 am
By the way, it is so easy to tell if a mirror is fake. Dont mess around with lighting n crap, just stick your finger up to it - f its real, there will be a gap…
And has anyone noticed how every single one of these comments, bar maybe the first two, was just mocking your own credulity?
Dont feed the trolls ghais
griven said this on May 31st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Dude. Don’t you know that’s how they are all rolled? You received and seized the opportunity to watch this in real life. Kinda like hippos mating! I’m sooo jealous.
T_Roll said this on June 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 am
Photoshopped.
Kazer said this on June 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
You shits need to learn how to react to obvious trolls.
Also, small breasts are way better. You wouldn’t want girls coming up to you and shoving huge plates of jello or blubber in your face, would you?
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easy way to tell if mirror is fake. place boobs against mirror. if lips appear on the other side then the mirror is fake. thanks for the great article!
BillinDetroit said this on June 15th, 2008 at 3:07 am
@Melissa: Can you cut me a deal on an A or a B? Boobs are fat. Fat chest, fat bottom. Fat chance.
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Cigars Man said this on July 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Fake cuban cigars are first noticed by looking at the head of the cigar. If the head has a typical Cuban cap (3 layers of tobacco to make the head), then you are 50% towards a real Cuban cigar. The notion that rolling the cigar between your fingers will be an indicator is pure propaganda passed on by Cuba’s Habanos S.A.. If the tobacco is dry, it will fall apart whether the cigar was made in Cuba, the Dominican Republic or Nicaragua.
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Till now I had thought the fingernail method works for Mirrors.
Will the thick glass acts as transparent if the coating is one the other side?
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